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HOW THE FUCK HASN’T TUMBLR FOUND THIS YEt
omfgwhat
MY chest hurts from laughing so much. Where was this last night when I was getting hate on?
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hello students. welcome to my math class. we will be having a class trip this year, the first ever math field trip in history. it’s to hell. here we are
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today i found out that apparently if you kill someone in international waters on an unregistered boat then throw the body overboard they can’t trace it back to any one legal system so you can’t be prosecuted for their murder
so what did you do today
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miranda cosgrove turned 20 today but to me she will always look like this
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