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spankmehardbarry:

i want a relationship like this

“Absolutely no information on killing mocking birds.”

chiazu:

stark-spangled:

pockytardis:

HOW THE FUCK HASN’T TUMBLR FOUND THIS YEt

omfgwhat

MY chest hurts from laughing so much. Where was this last night when I was getting hate on?

(Source: castiali, via ramennooodles)

galaxys4:

hello students. welcome to my math class. we will be having a class trip this year, the first ever math field trip in history. it’s to hell. here we are

(Source: galaxys4, via cum-guzzling-gutterslut)

goforeverforworseorbetter:

goodbye-old-friend:

today i found out that apparently if you kill someone in international waters on an unregistered boat then throw the body overboard they can’t trace it back to any one legal system so you can’t be prosecuted for their murder

so what did you do today

(Source: castiel-is-falling, via ramennooodles)

snorlaxatives:

miranda cosgrove turned 20 today but to me she will always look like this

image

(via somewhatsignificunt)

thethiefmeenahpeixes:

a dangan ronpa murder has occurred here

mormondad:

getting a boner before marriage is a sin

(via wimpynoodle)

theanti90smovement:

i am ready to begin my transformation
infamouswhorror:

i can’t even choose a favorite one omfg