Blissfully Sarcastic

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zackandsleezy:

I guess walmart really does sell everything

weirdsynthnoises:

urqtgf:

How do you do stuff without feeling embarrassed

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(via ask-me-how-much-i-cur)

(Source: pewdel, via skittles-and-cyanide)

taco-bell-rey:

I can’t trust people that hold cds like this

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(via thetowndrugdealer)

jakemalik:

jakemalik:

I FOUND MY OLD SCHOOL BUS PASS PICTURES HAHAH it’s like

little me hello

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weird growing up me

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skater me

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then bam hello puberty 

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(Source: hi, via spongyspice)

nooneknowles:

if u hover around me while im on the computer I will hover around ur dead body

(Source: nooneknowles.tumbr.com, via laughbitches)

michaxl:

i think my phone is making fun of me

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(Source: michaxl, via laughbitches)